"Dark Humor" Unisex organic cotton t-shirt
Yoo-Hoo! Want to hear something really f#%$ing depressing!?
No? Welp, that sucks, cause I'm going to tell you anyway :)
Did you know that having an adverse or traumatic childhood experience may lead to anxiety and chronic pain in adulthood? Over 60% of adults in the US have experienced at least one traumatic experience in childhood, with roughly 40% having more than 3. And that's most likely underrepresented, due to the small likelihood of people not reporting or under reporting, even as they grow up.
Why am I ruining your morning with this information, you ask? Because as a survivor of multiple childhood and adulthood traumas, I think living with the lingering effects can be really fucking annoying, and I want to do something about that. I am aiming to use dark, cynical humor to spread awareness, hope, empowerment, and a sense of community to other survivors like me! All profit goes to me, my emotional support (soon to be full Service) dog Finn, and back into research, design, and development as I do my best to use my f$%&ed up experiences to spread love and make change! So, thanks for existing, and thank you x2 if you’re buying my stuff ;)
Have a joke, quote, or not-so fun fact you'd like to see on a poster or t-shirt? Message me or email me at email@example.com
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We’re not gonna beat around the bush, organic ring-spun cotton is where it’s at. So you’d better bite the bullet and try out this eco-friendly gem.
• 100% organic ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)
• Single jersey
• Medium fit
• Set-in sleeves
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Wide double-needle topstitch on the sleeves and bottom hems
• Self-fabric neck tape (inside, back of the neck)
• Blank product sourced from China or Bangladesh
The sizes correspond to a smaller size in the US market, so US customers should order a size up.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!